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  • Writer's pictureBen Holstine

The Apple Gestapo

Updated: Sep 30, 2020





With the rise of any brand comes the rise of a larger workforce. Apple has been extremely cautious about hiding their true intentions, and ensuring the safety of their plot for totalitarianism by dealing with anyone who dares to leak their plans. Thus, mastermind Steve Jobs released what workers now refer to as "The Apple Gestapo":



"Under Jobs’ tenure, Apple launched a taskforce called the Worldwide Loyalty Team, which some employees have referred to as “the Apple Gestapo.” A group of moles tasked with spying in Apple headquarters and stores, the Worldwide Loyalty Team reports its findings directly to the company’s top executives. In a Gizmodo interview, one Apple employee recounted the following about the task force: “Management is not aware of them. Once [Apple] suspects a leak, the special forces—as we call them—will walk in the office at any hour, especially in the mornings. They will contact whoever was the most senior manager in the building, and ask them to coordinate the operation.” From there, the team proceeds to confiscate phones to look for signs of leaking activity, as management coordinates the search."


This special unit was deployed for one reason and one reason only: To protect their global totalitarian plot from the public, or what our intelligence sources claim is often referred to as "Operation Parasite" in Apple HQ.


Although Apple has direct control over its workforce via the Worldwide Loyalty Team, exterior journalists and spies have proven to be threats as well. Apple hides its secrets of world domination very effectively, but when word does get out, they have no hesitation in taking the necessary measures to ensure success in their plan:


"Under Jobs’ rule, Apple’s legal team became known for intimidating journalists. One such instance occurred in 2005, when the company brought a civil lawsuit after 19-year-old blogger Nick Ciarelli correctly reported the existence of [Operation Parasite] prior to its launch... The legal skirmish only ended after Ciarelli agreed to shut down his blog forever. Intelligence also reported that after the tech media outlet posted a video of an iPhone 4 prototype, Apple exploited corrupt law enforcement, who later raided editor Jason Chen’s home."


It is obvious that Apple is protective over it's scheme, and will do anything it takes to conceal their true intentions until the time is right. One cannot read this proof, and claim that this is merely "an overreaction". Apple is out for blood, and we have to reveal the truth before it's too late.




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