Over recent years our intelligence has had been creating and sorting through theories, however today these theories are now concluded and proven by fact. Steve Jobs is still alive. He is taking refuge in Egypt according to our sources, and this leaked photo is now taking Twitter by storm:
After our intelligence forces intercepted multiple hand written letters from an Egyptian address signed "SJ", we had our suspicions of a faked death, and that the head of this operation is in-fact still alive. This confirms what we already knew to be true. With this irrefutable evidence, our new theory is now as stands: Once "Operation Parasite" comes to reality, Steve Jobs will eventually sit at the throne. It's only a matter of time before the world falls under one single leader. The time to act is now.